After a LAWYER TRIED to TRIP HIM UP in Court, This COP Gave the BEST COMEBACK … EVER

Hilarious! A cop has the perfect response when a crooked lawyer asks this question…

Lawyers are known to use a certain tactic when questioning a witness that uses large unnecessary wordage, around about lines of questioning, and of course trying to trip you via semantics. That’s the case in the story bellow but the cop being questioned is ready and waiting with an epic one liner.

Via:

Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?”

A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer — who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir. With my life.”

Q: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”

A: “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

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